April Nintendo Switch 2 Direct (Live!)
Apr. 2nd, 2025 10:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elyusion*felix voice* why am i even here
inevitable mario kart announcement lol
it would be so funny if this was just a new wave of mk8d. nah its mk9
PLAYABLE MOO MOO MEADOWS COW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
they think theyre too good to call it mk9
wait this is kind of epic
can nintendo fire this narrator already. he didnt really do anything wrong, i just think they could do better
just noticed: the girls' biker outfits are so so cute
going offroad and taking pics... this is the shit elementary school me used to dream about
is that discord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or some nintendo discord replacement!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
this is so so so so funny
this can't be good for the battery life. im a pessimist. there must be some way we pay for this.
it'd be cool if they start adding a bunch of stuff to acnh to celebrate the switch 2's release or something (i want my tortimer island minigames back 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾)
omg i can larp being a streamer. also. this is gonna change the edating game forever
RETURN OF DS DOWNLOAD PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i know it's mostly useless in the modern day but it'd be neato if we had pictochat. not happening but i can dream. (and i wish we had something like flipnote, with the online community... sigh)
sooo are we getting a browser? i guess that's superfluous in the modern day too
kinda mad this console looks so good.... trying to not spend so much on video games, and they do this? to me? two hundred fifty six gigabytes of internal storage?
this console is gonna cost $1000000000000 isn't it
*crowdfunds a switch 2 for my bday*
e-sex on the nintendo switch 2
wait this might actually be terrible for couples who see themselves purely as their icons/pfps and won't show how they look irl. why wont you turn your Nintendo©️ Switch 2™️camera on babe
remember how botw runs when youre on the motorcycle? kinda funny. they shouldnt have fixed that.
botw gps dslfwjghurld;m;f;wl;ikld;jg
these editions better cost like, +$10 dollars if you already own the original game, and still the usual $60 if you dont^1
i play too many old games to conceptualize what 120fps would even do
^1 okay cool, its happening. except they didnt say how much the upgrade pack would cost. squint.
basgitball
elden ring for switch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it's called tarnished edition because it's gonna suck (i don't actually believe this)
why doesn't the capcom guy get the english narrator over his voice lol
instinctively tried to fast-forward through the ea sports announcement
they should try announcing more exclusives rather than games i'll be able to play elsewhere. sorry let me be nice
*smacks hitman's bald head*
might actually play yakuza if it's on console (i just do not vibe w playing games on my PC im sorry i cant explain it)
FIRE EMBLEM??????????????
NOOO ITS ZELDA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ok im over it. i like zelda too. even if i have no intention of buying totk. it's nice to see that couple again because i thi . wait. zelda game? a game where you play as zelda? sword? give her sword? nvm its warriors so zelda fighting here doesn't count for real (i should've known when i saw the KT logo but i got distracted). we will NOT be buying.
theyre gonna give us wii games. no it's gamecube sorry. they'll probably drop a wii library too in the future.
every time i see a game in these that i really want, i'm like, i can just emulate these. i don't need that pack. but i really like playing games on a console.
when they announce new accessories i imagine trying to find a spot to put them in the store and start shaking (<- guy traumatized by working at gamestop / >has a job once >dies)
i stopped playing deltarune in the middle of chapter 2 cuz i felt like it was trying too hard to be funny and i hate jokes and laughter and fun. if a game makes me smile i actually uninstall it and eat the game card if possible
the stream froze because i tried to fast forward through the stranded kids trailer. im so fucking sorry
not the stream being fixed and then the chat immediately freezing when they lowkey announced silksong..................
black butler reference
fromsoft switch exclusive game would be so crazy
the chat still being frozen is frying me bad 😭😭 im glad silksong fans won! they must be so happy if the chat has been like this for so long. i dont even remember the name of he series its from. but they ask about that shit every direct, and then it gets announced in passing like it's just some random game no one gaf about
smash or kirby, call it (it was kirby air ride) (i thought we weren't getting another smash anyways)
theyre REALLY funny for making their last trailer be the game with food as bugs instead of something impor-- DONKEY KONG!? [beyonce gif]
donkey kong 3d platformer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if they do the dk rap this might be goated
why does the bundle come w a Digital version of mkw..... broke asses cant afford game cards no more?
hmmmmmm. yea, that was a good direct. pretend i put that one brian griffin pic here
in conclusion: they want you to buy that membership so bad
inevitable mario kart announcement lol
it would be so funny if this was just a new wave of mk8d. nah its mk9
PLAYABLE MOO MOO MEADOWS COW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
they think theyre too good to call it mk9
wait this is kind of epic
can nintendo fire this narrator already. he didnt really do anything wrong, i just think they could do better
just noticed: the girls' biker outfits are so so cute
going offroad and taking pics... this is the shit elementary school me used to dream about
is that discord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or some nintendo discord replacement!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
this is so so so so funny
this can't be good for the battery life. im a pessimist. there must be some way we pay for this.
it'd be cool if they start adding a bunch of stuff to acnh to celebrate the switch 2's release or something (i want my tortimer island minigames back 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾)
omg i can larp being a streamer. also. this is gonna change the edating game forever
RETURN OF DS DOWNLOAD PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i know it's mostly useless in the modern day but it'd be neato if we had pictochat. not happening but i can dream. (and i wish we had something like flipnote, with the online community... sigh)
sooo are we getting a browser? i guess that's superfluous in the modern day too
kinda mad this console looks so good.... trying to not spend so much on video games, and they do this? to me? two hundred fifty six gigabytes of internal storage?
this console is gonna cost $1000000000000 isn't it
*crowdfunds a switch 2 for my bday*
e-sex on the nintendo switch 2
wait this might actually be terrible for couples who see themselves purely as their icons/pfps and won't show how they look irl. why wont you turn your Nintendo©️ Switch 2™️camera on babe
remember how botw runs when youre on the motorcycle? kinda funny. they shouldnt have fixed that.
botw gps dslfwjghurld;m;f;wl;ikld;jg
these editions better cost like, +$10 dollars if you already own the original game, and still the usual $60 if you dont^1
i play too many old games to conceptualize what 120fps would even do
^1 okay cool, its happening. except they didnt say how much the upgrade pack would cost. squint.
basgitball
elden ring for switch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it's called tarnished edition because it's gonna suck (i don't actually believe this)
why doesn't the capcom guy get the english narrator over his voice lol
instinctively tried to fast-forward through the ea sports announcement
they should try announcing more exclusives rather than games i'll be able to play elsewhere. sorry let me be nice
*smacks hitman's bald head*
might actually play yakuza if it's on console (i just do not vibe w playing games on my PC im sorry i cant explain it)
FIRE EMBLEM??????????????
NOOO ITS ZELDA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ok im over it. i like zelda too. even if i have no intention of buying totk. it's nice to see that couple again because i thi . wait. zelda game? a game where you play as zelda? sword? give her sword? nvm its warriors so zelda fighting here doesn't count for real (i should've known when i saw the KT logo but i got distracted). we will NOT be buying.
theyre gonna give us wii games. no it's gamecube sorry. they'll probably drop a wii library too in the future.
every time i see a game in these that i really want, i'm like, i can just emulate these. i don't need that pack. but i really like playing games on a console.
when they announce new accessories i imagine trying to find a spot to put them in the store and start shaking (<- guy traumatized by working at gamestop / >has a job once >dies)
i stopped playing deltarune in the middle of chapter 2 cuz i felt like it was trying too hard to be funny and i hate jokes and laughter and fun. if a game makes me smile i actually uninstall it and eat the game card if possible
the stream froze because i tried to fast forward through the stranded kids trailer. im so fucking sorry
not the stream being fixed and then the chat immediately freezing when they lowkey announced silksong..................
black butler reference
fromsoft switch exclusive game would be so crazy
the chat still being frozen is frying me bad 😭😭 im glad silksong fans won! they must be so happy if the chat has been like this for so long. i dont even remember the name of he series its from. but they ask about that shit every direct, and then it gets announced in passing like it's just some random game no one gaf about
smash or kirby, call it (it was kirby air ride) (i thought we weren't getting another smash anyways)
theyre REALLY funny for making their last trailer be the game with food as bugs instead of something impor-- DONKEY KONG!? [beyonce gif]
donkey kong 3d platformer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if they do the dk rap this might be goated
why does the bundle come w a Digital version of mkw..... broke asses cant afford game cards no more?
hmmmmmm. yea, that was a good direct. pretend i put that one brian griffin pic here
in conclusion: they want you to buy that membership so bad
