Two-Post Wombo Combo

All these musicians dying as 2025 starts... I think they're being spared from what's to come tbhhhhh

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19:30/7:30 P.M.

i was wondering why i haven't heard any jokes about balkanization, but i realized it's cuz our democratic reps suck balls and would never ever do anything crazy like suggest secession (maybe 1 of them at best)

and then i was wondering why the civil war started anyways. when the south said "fuck y'all 🖕" the north coulda said "ok bye bitch." mikki said it's cuz the "secession" was a rebellion, which is illegal and all, so it makes sense. i called the north unioncucks. many times i've read u.s. american history and wondered why they didn't just let the south be it's own country since they vote similarly and are probably seen as holding everyone else back, or like a child who always has to be soothed lest it throw an incredibly violent fit, but if the south was it's own country and allowed to do what it wanted i'd be a slave rn sooooo i suppose i should be grateful